1. People in my hometown need to stop breeding. This place is getting more and more overpopulated and icky each time I come back to visit.
2. On Monday I’m totally going to the open mic and bashing out an acoustic version of Hey Johnny Park.
3. Being fat is awesome because if you walk with a bit of a spring in your step, your boobs bounce and life is fabulous.
4. I’m enjoying wearing shorts.
5. I’m totally going to get some carrot cake.
I’m all for not being ashamed of periods, but sweet baby Jesus mother of Yoda they hurt like a bitch, and I do not have to like the fuckers.
There has been pain, there has been sickness, today I am green and I am shaking and for some fucking reason feel compelled to not let my friends down by dragging my ass to town to see them. If I drop down anaemic and dead, I hope they all feel real bad.
Hi girls and boys!
This is just to let y’all know that I’m going to be disappearing for about a month while I get down to writing my writing my dissertation which is due in 5 weeks. (Fuck).
I have ridiculously low will power when it comes to being online and I’ll literally sit on Tumblr for hours whilst avoiding work. Right now I can’t afford to be silly with my procrastination so Adam is going to be my Tumblr keeper and change my password so I can’t get in. Coincidentally, if my blog is sudden covered in Batman and nebulas (nebulae?) then he’s clearly taken over. So for now, but not forever, farewell!xx
Chad Person, Kraken, 2012. Reconfigured US currency on canvas. 16 x 16 in.
This New Mexico-based artist tallies the money that he “spends” making his crazy currency collages, and deducts it from his taxes. Check out more of his work here.
(Source: peripheralsparkles, via courtneybeth)